Pregnancy

*while driving*

Me: “i want to have a baby”

Gerry: “okay honey”

Me: “but i dont want to get pregnant. They say its painful to give birth”

Gerry: “kai, youre a guy. You dont have any womb”

Me: “what is that suppose to mean?!!”

Gerry: “it means that only girls can get pregnant. We talked about this”

Me: “omg Gerry why are you so sexist, i want divorce”

Gerry: “…”

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Cheating On Each Other

*talking on phone*

Me: “if you dont come home by midnight, im cheating on you”

Gerry: “you already cheated with your brother”

Me: “well you cheated on me with your work”

Gerry: “well i want to do you in my office but its inappropriate”

Me: “and making your paperwork bend over on your table is appropriate???”

Gerry: “they dont complain”

Me: “is a casket comfy enough for you?”

Gerry: “im sorry baby im coming home right now”

The Memory Lost

As i was saying on twitter before, my brother is suffering from a very weird memory lost. He had selective amnesia which makes him forget about a certain event or a part of his life and it is caused by his depression and mild stress. But he got treatment for that and i can say that he’s getting better (i havent seen his selective amnesia for almost 2 years now since i consider these past 2 years as his most stressful years).

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Huh?!

Some day around mid 2016…

Kyle: *casually scrolling down his twitter timeline*

Me: *suddenly exclaimed* “HUH?!”

Kyle: *startled* “what? What?!”

Me: “what what, what?”

Kyle: “why did you exclaimed ‘huh’ just now?”

Me: “huh? What are you talking about?”

Kyle: “huh? You exclaimed. Just now. While i was scrolling down twitter”

Me: “huh?”

Kyle: “why did you exclaimed?”

Me: “i dont understand. When did i exclaimed?”

Kyle: “just now! When i was on internet! You exclaimed ‘huh’!”

Me: “i seriously dont understand what youre talking about”

Kyle: “did you or did you not exclaimed ‘huh’ just now?”

Me: “i did”

Kyle: “why did you exclaimed? What did you see?”

Me: “huh?”

Kyle: “…”

Me: “i dont get you kyle”

Kyle: “this conversation is going nowhere…”